Amazon Froze My Account and I Still Don’t Know Why
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That's not precisely true, though in practice it may depend on the willingness of regulators to enforce existing rules, or people being willing and able to sue in court. Our corporate overlords can often count on those factors working in their favor.
Regulatory capture and mandatory arbitration agreements buried in the click-wrap.
Our "corporate overlords" have structured those factors to work in their favor.
Looks like in the future we'll do so to protect ourselves against AI.
With business, your only recourse is the equivalent of moving to a different country.
It's the perfect storm of bureaucracy, the-computer-said-it-so-it-must-be-true, for-profit motives, and lack of transparency.
This means it can dictate terms to authors, and generally do whatever the hell it wants to. There is nowhere else that authors can go without losing significant sales.
How easy do you think it would be for a competitor to build a monopoly the size of Kindle from a cold start? How much cash and other resources would be required, and how long would it take even if the cash and other resources were available?
And after all that - how profitable would that competitor be compared to Amazon, and how likely to provide a reasonable return on IPO?
Eventually, politicians that like to (pretend to) champion small business (but then write law helping giant corporations at the detriment of small business) will have to put their money where their mouth is.
Well, yes. But when Amazon are realistically the only place to sell ebooks you have to balance the right of Amazon to deny an account to whomever they want with the right of an individual to sell ebooks. With the supermonopolies of Amazon, Google, Facebook and Twitter these battles will be fought in the courts sooner or later.
This isn't some tiny startup selling beanie babies here. This is the opaque policy of a multi-billion international, that is suffocating small business.
When there's no significant market oversight - as there isn't with a monopoly, by definition - governments need to step in to force reasonable behaviour.
Make friends locally, save a ton of money (in case you can't work virtually later on), have entertainment locally (backed up or IRL), what else?
With the exception of a VPS and possibly my AppleID, I could probably lose all my online accounts today and it would not result in meaningful data loss.
I’m planning to move my (VPS-hosted) Email on-site one day, and after that’s done my ISP is the last remaining point of failure.
It's absolutely maddening that I can't update my video card driver without logging into an nvidia account. That's the direction "your own metal" is going to keep going though.
eg as long as you don't update the GeForce Experience program, you should be ok?
For banks it reflected the reality at the time (2000-2007), but it's creeping into more and more areas.
Today, too. Just try to get a mortgage at Chase.
As other commenters pointed out elsewhere in the thread, bureaucracy is a way for people/institutions to say "no" and automation is just a modern layer on top of that.
There's a march towards more automation, more externally-opaque algorithms, and less humans to escalate to, but the core of the problem is quite old. Instead of a polite-if-flustered customer service representative telling you they don't know, you need to speak to someone else, you'll have to scrape the secret number from a 3-year-old reddit post or publicly shame them on Twitter to get answers, but the outcome's the same: the better-equipped and loudest voices win, while there's a bunch of others who get shafted with no recourse. Eventually, you quietly learn to keep thorough records, emergency savings, and eat the loss, because unless you can fight these sorts of issues in a higher forum where damages are an option, fighting them more than two roundtrips deep isn't worth your time.
But I couldn't get around the privacy implications - I'd need all your passwords, birth dates etc and would need to either certify myself as your agent, or pretend to be you.
Edit: dizzystar and other below actually do just this thing for dealing with Amazon
In Germany though, we recently had a nice case about a nation-wide football (soccer...) arena ban, in which the constitutional court ruled that this constituted a significant obstacle to taking part in regular social life. They pretty explicitely stated that this is not limited to football arenas, but can in principle apply to facebook and thelike. According to this ruling, they'd have to come up with a good reason for banning a user and there would be potential recourse. Very encouraging, really, since the ruling just admits what many already claim: the big platforms are an essential part of private/professional life, really they're more infrastructure than a choice made by the user.
Contrary to what a lot of people think these are generally not robots. They're just people with a very short training period governed by an extremely didactic decision tree. If you do not give the support person what they expect using Amazon's unique definitions for terms which are often orthogonal to the dictionary definitions (e.g. you are supposed to get IP owners to 'retract' complaints even if you are really supposed to 'resolve' those complaints and there is a giant distinction between 'counterfeit' and 'inauthentic' products in Amazon-land) .
This often causes a lot of frustration as people shake their fists at the injustice of a highly bureaucratic system. Fist-shaking doesn't really do much and it just sorta amps up the frustration level. Sending lots of messages in also tends to befuddle the support people and/or cause giant problems if the wrong thing is said.
In practice what it means is that people who try to sell on the marketplace without knowledge of the opaque rules that govern it will tend to get weeded out. People tend to expect that the systems that they rely on are governed by moral rules about who is right and who is wrong. But it is really more easily navigable by people who are savvy.
What's fair doesn't really enter into the picture and the way that Amazon's systems in particular work tend to run against the average American's expectations for justice (expecting to be innocent until proven guilty, that laws and procedures be readily comprehensible, that judgment be even-handed and based on precedent, and so on).
However unlike some other big tech cos like Google/FB you at least have avenues of appeal beyond suing them. If you have a business problem with Google you will probably have to do something insane to get their attention.
How does one avoid getting weeded out and become savvy if the rules are opaque?
I explain Amazon support like this: if you told someone to grab money from the bank, you haven't specified the instructions, so they will claim they have no idea how to do it.
If you tell them to drive to the bank, walk in, go to the teller, not the ATM...
This very specific instructions will get the response you need.
With experience, you start to get a hang of the lingo. It does feel like you are talking to bots, but you are really talking to humans who click the next step in the Q&A. They probably could hold your hand, but they don't appear to be trained to do so.
It's highly unlikely that you'll get shut down full stop right off the bat. You have a lot of room for error, but if you get frustrated quickly, you can get blocked at some step, but really that's on you.
The situation in the article would have taken me about 1 day to resolve, but the key takeaway is the books were up for sale again because the author did exactly as the instructions said.
Hilariously, it's to some extent like playing Zork or a similar text-based adventure game but with real money on the line.
Would you be able to resolve this in such a way that you'd know nothing bad was going to happen to your account as a result of your resolution? Would you be able to do that just with information that Amazon makes publicly available?
For example, I'm currently dealing with a counterfeit policy warning for a product I've never sold or heard of... If I can't figure out the right words to respond to this email, I will have to fork up $100-200 to a consulting company so I don't put my Amazon account and business at risk of suspension- just so I can learn how to tell Amazon they made a mistake.
Support is exactly what you ask for, nothing more and nothing less. It also helps to know that whatever country they use has bans on things we in the US take for granted.
That's essentially a bot made of flesh and bone. If there's no room for critical thought, you are essentially just software that breathes.
"Today, Amazon is thrilled to announce: Mechanical Turk On-Premises."
This person did understand the rules, and followed them quite carefully.
Also, are you sure that automated support isn't being used in some departments? Human reps are a huge cost, and considering Amazon is investing so heavily in AI/ML, it would seem that its own customer communication channels would be a natural place to apply the tech.
Also in this case she thought she was compliant with the rules, but according to Amazon (which is not always reasonable) she was not compliant. Amazon support tends to send out these kinds of robotic emails that require a very specific phrasing in response (again, like I said elsewhere in this thread, similar to playing a 1980s/90s text adventure game).
If you don't get the adventure game reference, in those kinds of games you would have to solve bizarre puzzles using a very specific syntax. If you had to open a lock with a key, you might have had to try a bunch of strings like >"use key in lock" > "You cannot do that." >"turn key in lock" >"You cannot do that." >"use lock with key" >"The lock opens. You can examine the drawer."
Once she included the magic phrasing that Amazon requested, her account was unfrozen.
You may think that this is just because she is some tiny author, but you would be mistaken. Even top ten US/international sellers with tens of millions of dollars of sales per year are held to the same silly standard and hitched up by robotic support people even when they pay over six figures for special reps at Amazon.
Not really. I know plenty of 7-8 figure sellers that have the exact same issues all day long.
Hell, pharmapacks, biggest amazon seller by number of feedback, publicly talked about the same issues in their inc profile 2 years ago https://www.inc.com/magazine/201603/burt-helm/pharmapacks-am...
>But Vagenas's desk is constantly cluttered with products that have caused problems. Each day, the Seller Support group takes down one or more Pharmapacks listings without warning because of customer complaints.
They're savvy, yes, but they have a ton of issues just like every other big seller.
"Hey, seems like your bot is broken and I need to talk to a human, so I've copy pasted the following terms to attempt to elevate the issue and reach a human:
emergency fraud lawsuit hacked liability jeff bezoz better business bureau fuck shit escalate critical severe engineer SLA reliability false positive PARSE ERROR..."
I had to write a plan, to avoid my 'misconduct', which was repeatedly rejected by 'assigned team', a group of unnamed individuals that was only allowed to communicate to me in automated templates.
I would only wish this experience on my worst enemies.
This is a fun talk about post-hoc explanations from ML systems. It's possible, but it takes real work: https://www.thestrangeloop.com/2017/just-so-stories-for-ai-e...
Am relieved to hear that Amazon was not the author's only source of income...note the similarities to uber/lyft drivers being suspended.
Unfortunately.
It falls into the “this is why we can’t have nice things” category.
Most of those "automated" replies were copy-pasted from humans. This book inadvertently brushes up against something they want prohibited on their platform, but if they explain why it will give you a vital clue as to how to game their system. They can't get into detail, but want to stop you. It looks like the author is writing stories that could be mistaken for Steven Universe fan-fiction, so it may be a lot more straightforward than this writeup lets on: The writing may come off as being related to a franchise they're not a part of.
Automating this doesn't seem problematic per se, but omitting a key piece of info like that borderline malicious. It's a bit like an error message that just says "Error" - short of an absolutely green programmer I'd expect better.
I ended up in a maze of the US folks saying it's a UK store problem and the UK folks saying it's a US supplied kindle so talk to the US. After a few rounds of "reset back to factory" support calls I gave up.
I suspect the problem is the clock which is out by an hour so SSL / authentication isn't working. I held out until we left summer time back to GMT but even then it was still broken (I also tried from the Caribbean in case it was a European time zone issue). The GSM modem diagnostic page looked correct.
In the end I gave up and my partner got me a Kindle Oasis from Amazon UK for Christmas.
Iirc they were disabling some old SSL stuff (either sha1 or weak ciphers) that the old firmwares relied on. If that's your problem you just need to manually update and it should work again.
I ended up sending an email to jeff@ asking for an exchange of the Kindle to a US one. Ended up getting a one-time credit for the cost of a new Kindle with 3G.
Amazon is growing in a bunch of directions very quickly, so issues like this are bound to crop up.
I think the solution to this one lies in a business strategy (scale support staff at the same rate you are recruiting customers & sellers) or automation rule (i.e. flag and send to support staff if more than X replies have been sent && account remains locked).
It will be interesting to see if they can solve these issues in a timely and cost-effective manner or if certain arenas (i.e. eBook publishing) will be neglected in favor of more lucrative & automatable ones.
They got humans involved and fixed it pretty quickly once I explained why I was canceling my AWS account.
What happens if Amazon decides to disable your account? Well, folks. This is no longer a "what if", but a "now what?!"
Sure, you can sue. But as many people here are pro-capitalist, they will assert a company's decision to fire users with absolutely no redress of the data that was decided upon. Personhood rights, and all that.
(No, I don't believe that companies should get personhood rights. And yes, I do believe that we people have the right to see what data they use to determine how they work with us, or not. The GDPR in Europe is a good start.)
Where does it leave everyone? Well, for these people, certainly not using Amazon AWS now. And I'm guessing that they can't even extract their data either.
Aren't automated system "Great" ?
"Twitter froze my account!" "Yep. I see here twitter froze your account at this time, in this date, in this transaction chain. Proof of work is right here."
The unique service of Twitter is that it is famous, not that it is able to distribute tiny snippets of text. Just like Medium. By using the brand name service you get an increased chance to actually be noticed and read in exchange.
Alright let's do this: you don't change anything and stay on Facebook/Twitter indefinitely.
You will change you mind.
They did review them, and could not locate the violation. So they contacted Amazon for confirmation and wound up in this bot loop.
It asks them to confirm they've read and agree to the rules, which they do.
Reply to the bot, then escalate. If the bot required wording like "I'm very sorry for violating the rules", that'd be a potentially different story.
Present in court, if necessary.
Given that they are blocked, because one of their existing publications allegedly violates the ToS, and given that they don't know in what way it's impossible to comply without removing all existing publications, which presumably they are unwilling to do.
Sure, and given that they haven't violated the rules, they can honestly say they're complying with them, and have removed any violating publications (of which there were zero).
Send a follow-up to a human afterwards, rather than trying to debate a bot.
Given that they don't know which rule they supposedly have violated the most they can honestly say is that they believe they are complying with them. It's not as if it's impossible that they have violated some rule in the eyes of Amazon, no matter how they read the ToS, and no matter how carefully they checked their own publications.
> Send a follow-up to a human afterwards, rather than trying to debate a bot.
This assumes that they know a human to contact, but strangely enough it also assumes that they aren't able to contact that human without first interacting with the bot.
Also, if she ever slips up on any rule in the future, Amazon can double-hammer her with violating their terms and breaking her own word.
Finally, by making it a link, Amazon could potentially change the contents and make it appear that she had agreed to something she didn't.
It's pretty-much a statement that you never want to make.