'My £1,000 Macbook Air was stolen at airport security and no one cares'
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That other airports don't implement this system continues to astonish me.
Is this for real? Sucks, but I can imagine most fellow passengers pick up the slack... at least I've always helped others (and vice-versa) in the US.
It is one of the best airports I have ever seen.
A couple of years ago I had to take a connected flight where one of the stops was in USA. I was never going to leave the airport, yet I had to form in a line while immigration was doing the routine bottleneck check on dozens of travelers, while my flight time was getting dangerously close. We just had to suck it up, any complaining just brought additional delays. The check was fairly automated, I guess they just needed more agents, or less gratuitous revisions.
I had this exact same experience with LHR (London Heathrow). I was never even trying to leave the airport, just make a connecting flight.
Not only did they decide that having a single security lane open was sufficient, but they also (effectively) only let one person unload their bag into the trays at a time, for a max bus throughput of 1 person at a time. If you left anything in it - and I mean anything[0] - they pulled your bag and tray to the side, and you had to wait for one of two agents to inspect it. The wait time for that was about 10-15 minutes. At no point did anybody have any sense of urgency whatsoever with their work, despite all of us being there to make connecting flights. They shuffled back and forth between the body scanner, X-ray machine, and the break area, chatting with each other. I was seventh in line, and in all, the entire process took literally 30 minutes (I timed it).
I was floored, because I've traveled around the world and never seen anything this bad. Even Heathrow security has never been that bad for me when taking off from London. There was an agent from our departing flight there to escort us, because we were holding the whole flight up. I asked her if this was typical or not, and she just rolled her eyes and laughed, "yeah, this is how it usually is".
[0] One guy next to me had his back selected because he had left his eyeglasses inside his bag, in a plastic (not metal) case.
I can literally take a few people’s suitcases circling around before they spot them, and leave!
Schiphol does it about equally dumb where the baggage carousel is past the last security check and 10 meters from the public spaces. It would be trivial to take one or more bags that aren't yours and walk out.
1) “Meet your baggage” a simple system that can be bolted on to most existing processes that lets you know which airport your luggage is at, where it is in the process, and when your luggage is coming out and on what carousel. So you can be standing by the chute expecting it.
2) A system for seats to recline starting from the back, letting people switch seats and pay $ and go to sleep in a comfortable reclining position, which I find is really crucial for a long flight and people are willing to pay for.
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This doesn't always work. Many times the luggage is at the carousel quicker than you are.
As for '2', airlines don't like people switching seats, before take-off they use the 'weight and balance' argument, and after take-off because it will slow things down tremendously when de-planing to sort out where everybody's carry on luggage is.
1) Luggage doesn’t come out until your phone indicates that you’re ready or went through a checkpoint. This way you can coordinate the variable time you have (eg detained or in a long line) with the baggage before it is placed on the chute. The throwers simply sort the luggage by having cleared to go down the chute, as you move through the process. They can also see on a screen for each luggage where each person is in the process. Usually it’s far easier to delay luggage than expedite it.
2) People are woken up before descent begins and the seatbelt sign is turned on. For the vast majority of flights, this can be predicted in advance. Switching happens in an orderly fashion, and people end up near their baggage before the flight ends. They actually can even pay per minute for naps in the back, requesting a sleeper seat is like requesting a flight attendant, except it lights up the request for the next seats in the back, and whoever accepts your offer can even get a cut of the $. Typically though the airlines would sell the back seats for cheaper (because you have to move) and charge far more for the people who want to sleep on the flight. Often a good relaxed sleep is worth far more and is an impulse buy on the plane.
Anyway, good luck with your patents, I hope it works out for you.
Thanks!!
Which is why airlines sell properly reclinable seats for $8,000 a pop on long flights. It's called Business Class.
And many will pay while on the plane!
While others can pay less by agreeing to give up their seat to someone who wants to sleep.
It's part of the reason.
Other parts include:
(1) Even with “positive bag matching” in place which should in theory prevent this, bags end up going elsewhere or elsewhen.
(2) Theft by airport and security services employees between check-in and delivery to the carousel.
The deterrent is that there are a large number of security cameras covering that space, and that continues out to parking structures, so it's a very high risk crime and not reasonably repeatable.
At SFO they claimed they never received my rifle case. 15 minutes later I found it circling on a luggage carousel.
If you think about it, there's a pretty serious security issue there. Someone could walk into an airport with a bomb in a bag, toss it on the baggage carousel while nobody is paying attention, and then walk out. It wouldn't get noticed by security looking for unattended baggage because it's expected for there to be unattended baggage there.
I had to wait until every single person was off the plane and had exited with their bags, and there was only one bag left, and me. Then they believed the bag was mine and let me take it.
All of this made me slightly anxious, since I don't speak Tajik, but it worked out, I guess.
Side note for the unaware: Singapore’s airport has screening at each and every gate instead of a joint one right after passport control.
The screening at the gate is annoying IMO, because you can't buy a drink to take on the plane. It's my only complaint about Changi.
For the US airports where TSA directly provides airport security, this is probably mission-related. The TSA checkpoint’s mission is to make sure unauthorized people and objects don't get into the sterile section of the airport. Additional protocols to prevent theft are off mission, so resources aren't going to be devoted to identifying, establishing, and operating them.
The TSA / luggage handlers were repeatedly stealing things from checked luggage. Of course, nothing was done to follow up on the police reports that were filed.
Then, one day, airport security stole a checked service revolver from a retired cop. Once that was reported, the police immediately ran a sting operation, and arrested the perpetrators.
Not sure what the moral of the story is.
A TSA employee at Newark stole $800K worth of items.
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/convicted-tsa-officer-reveals...
TSA is more dangerous than what they are supposedly protecting traveler from.
If something goes missing, they'll be happy to start pointing fingers at each other - trust me.
https://lifehacker.com/5448014/pack-a-gun-to-protect-valuabl...
Similar mechanics work if someone steals your purse or backpack. Not advocating lying to police, but if you tell them it contained some legal controlled substance, it'll get more attention.
Experiences vary. In my case, the TSA went above and beyond to save me from my own stupidity.
As you mention, experiences vary. For me, the most frustrating and awful part of airports and flying is consistently the other travelers, not TSA or airline employees.
Yeah, I'll take the damn bus.
https://youtu.be/cC1aD7e4ZHs?t=256
(There's a bit more to the bit -- give it a couple of minutes).
A friend of mine waited 3 months to get police to read his report about an e-robbery despite presenting concrete info about the robber. No one cares.
I believe that policing in the United States is becoming more and more a method for controlling the masses rather than means to an end.
Police in the UK are far from perfect, but they definitely feel a lot closer to part of the community than elsewhere. When you see those videos of a police officer dancing or getting involved in the activity they're protecting, it isn't uncommon for it to be British police officers doing it.
Unfortunately they're under-funded and given too much paperwork, but regardless other police around the world could pick up Peelian as a way forward. It is definitely quite different from an "Us Vs. Them" attitude though.
http://plsonline.eku.edu/insidelook/brief-history-slavery-an...
After 4 years of reporting this to the police, attending local police/council meetings (they also run a car trading/repair business from the residence - ask me about my experience of weekend metalworking noise levels) most locals have given up reporting incidents.
Last we heard, the local planning office is now going to send the occupants a questionnaire about how they use the property. That'll sort it then.
/End of rant
* Indifferent
* Incompetent or
* Involved
That left them a bit speechless.
Isn't that outside of the police reach? I mean, unless you are in danger, or want to report the crime just for report sake, why would you call the police? Shouldn't your friend already hire a lawyer and go through court?
Since everything is on camera, and strong identification is required to pass through security, committing a theft like this is tantamount to turning yourself in to the police. While there may be a short-term gain from such a theft, in the end, the police know exactly who you are and you will get caught.
The timeframe of closure is an unpleasant experience, but far better than if someone just grabbed your laptop in a Starbucks and ran off with it.
They were very behind schedule from what I gathered from talking to people in line (it was my first time there).
They didn't even ask us to take our shoes off or go through the spinning metal thing or unpack electronics / liquids from our carry-ons.
I walked clean through with a do it yourself mBot robot kit[0] that wasn't in the box. It was just a bunch of loose parts thrown into a compartment of a backpack. I imagine from a random person's POV, this could have looked like a build your own bomb kit.
In the TSA's defense they did have a dog sniffing around the line. Not sure if that's standard. It was the first time I've flown since the TSA started.
[0]: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1818505613/mbot-49-educ...
Ugly-up your laptop lid with stickers like a teenager. That makes it distinctive, easy to spot, just slightly less valuable, and just slightly harder to fence.
Hang onto your laptop-in-a-tub until the very last possible second before you go through screening, and then insert it on the conveyor? (I've never tried this. For all I know it may work fine or it may get you detained for 17 hours and cavity-searched by over-enthusiastic fascist bureaucrats who are immune to all explanation.)
Rise up en masse against our military-industrial overlords?
Boycott or curtail air travel? (My personal favorite, even though it's probably playing into somebody's hands.)
In case it happens anyway: Encrypt all your drives, keep daily backups, and maintain an insurance policy that covers replacement cost.
So first you are forced to be separated from your belongings ('never leave you possesions out of sight') and if something goes wrong it your problem. How convenient.
Welcome to a brave new world.
What's the ransom???
Random is demanded. Rewards are offered.
It's so easy to backup everything for free these days. Google Drive/Dropbox if you don't care about encryption or Arq.app if you do, Time Machine if you have a spare hard drive at home.
those let you back up maybe 50GB (if you abuse all the promos), which is pretty small.
We're not talking a home break-in; we're talking a process where it was in your possession, you're required to go through a government mandated process, and the result of the process means your property only a few feet away was stolen, within a couple of minutes. If I had to replace that machine, we're talking hundreds of dollars (or more) a day in lost productivity, plus the lost productivity when restoring my backup.
Of course, at a seriously inefficient spot like "London" Stansted this will add about 20-30 mins to your time to clear security, thanks to understaffing and the enormous proportion of Italian/Spanish teenagers who don't pay attention to any of the warnings about removing all the cosmetics from their luggage. End result being a constant backlog of bags to be hand-checked. But that's probably better than losing your laptop. And at a well-run terminal like Heathrow 2 you're only looking at an extra five minutes to get it rechecked. I might just try this on my next flight...
He only realized that upon arriving here in Brazil. After phoning the airport and having a friend from LA walk there. He got hold of the real owner of the laptop (he noticed before flight and filled a missing item request at the airport). After some back and forth they managed to exchange their laptops back over FedEx.
So in the end, nothing but money was lost as they both got hold of their own laptops back but this should have never happened in the first place if the TSA or whoever is in the scanning machines took care of what is happening. If we can put with all the trouble regulation and schemes, they can do a better job of paying attention to the process. There are more than one person per machine already...
Luckily I was able to return the bag when I got back to the states. It was nice otherwise, but I'd really bought it for the TSA convenience.
IMHO, the TSA is another government program soaking up way too much money for far too little value.
I'd be furious if this was me tho.
All items must be in a tray, electronics have to be in a separate tray and not stacked.
I am really speechless