Steve Jobs Stopped at Japan Airport Over Ninja Stars, SPA Magazine Says

Apple claims this is a made up story:

http://digitaldaily.allthingsd.com/20100914/qotd-the-ninja-t...

Maybe a made-up story to find out who is leaking info to the press?

http://www.fakesteve.net/2010/02/just-for-the-record-i-am-no...

I desperately want for this to be true. It's too awesome not to be.

The title of this article is a garden path sentence! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garden_path

i've always known that steve is a ninja. and of course they deny, he's undercover.

Apple is enormously popular in Japan - I wonder if his temper might affect sales.