The line break between "Blow" and "Pop" made me think that this article was going in a totally different direction.
> My new friend then “gifted” this young girl a $300 ticket. She jumped with joy, we arrived at the Wal-Mart, and she thanked us both for the ride, jumped out, and gave us each a Blow
Pop
It's a shame, because that would have made the article much more fun.