Ask HN: Help

I'm stranded with a MacBook Pro with a totaled screen a MacBook with an account where my iCloud is not enabled, no phone 'conveniently' left at flat by one of the I would say aggressors aka crazy ex-girlfriend. So entering the password for iCloud falters at 2 factor auth.

The MacBook also has a cracked screen and coincidentally? it seems to be getting worse as are the keys, many of which don't click well.

I need to get access to some of my contacts, how do I do it in this circumstance?

On the other hand access to my data might be what the crazy ex and gang wants so maybe it's better as is.

Thoughts?