Almost as good? I'm really curious what PHP has over JS at this point...
It's in a way like lambda/serverless but on any random server.
I'm kind of sad this model of "shared nothing" + "something just runs your code" has never carried on to other more enjoyable languages...
It occurs to me that this isn’t a technical impossibility with JavaScript. It wouldn’t be difficult to write a library that spins up a new node process for each request. It’s just less efficient and goes against the grain of the language. (Having asynchronous IO)
Even as a seasoned software engineer who has written his fair share of js, the js community finds ways to confuse me.