Just[0] reminds me of what some people attribute as the 'narcissist's prayer'[1].

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>First of all, I don't have a dog.

>And if I had a dog, it doesn't bite.

>And if I had a dog and it did bite, then it didn't bite you.

>And if I had a dog and it did bite, and it bit you, then you provoked the dog."

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>That didn't happen.

>And if it did, it wasn't that bad.

>And if it was, that's not a big deal.

>And if it is, that's not my fault.

>And if it was, I didn't mean it.

>And if I did... You deserved it.