>How much is "good design" codeword for dumbing the site down as much as possible and making it shiny enough for people who get distracted by car keys?
You're confusing user interface design and graphic design, which are two different disciplines with different goals, neither of which is to be merely distracting.
>Japanese websites are proof by example that this is strictly a cultural phenomena.
You're assuming that Japanese don't consider that "good design." It is a cultural phenomenon, but your assertion that it's strictly a Western phenomenon is incorrect.
It's also particularly odd to invoke Japan as an example of a culture that doesn't care at all about design or aesthetics.
>Maybe I'm elitist, but if you can't understand reddit as it is maybe you're an idiot?
I don't think there was ever an overabundance of users who didn't understand Reddit, given the site's popularity. Like a lot of programmers, you're assuming an inverse correlation exists between the quality of a site's design and the intellect of its users. So yes, you're an elitist.
>Give me my plain old links in their plain old default blue underline and my mod-hacked-together css+bots.
... and here you are arguing in favor of minimalism, which is a form of design.
Your entire comment is just a rant about how other people's design preferences are less valid than your own.