"Here's also a long list of rules and conditions to this box. We know you won't read it."
"Can I get a quick rundown on what I can and can't do?"
"No."
"Alright, sounds good to me."
Fast forward 4 months:
"Hey, it looks like I'm missing a few books here, what's the deal?"
"We said you couldn't have anything about: [insert political side here], guns, chemistry, sexual acts outside of marriage."
"What, no you didn't."
"You agreed to the terms and conditions."
Thanks, Satan.