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It's okay, some hacker will save earth in the end by typing commands into a graphical, 3-D version of OpenSSL 1.2.

Is type the right verb? Maybe glance or stare.

It will have to be typing, since the new certificate for the perfect retina auto-alignement will not be in the trusted list

It's overly optimistic that the US gov would have upgraded to that version by then.

“I know, I’ll create a 3D-VR GUI application to track the killer’s IP address”

Plot twist: the world will still be on IPV4

Reviving the age-old question: should we use certs against aliens?

Google will keep distrusting your certs. Forcing you to reissue every couple of weeks.

Sounds like the work of a double agent...

Yep, or Guias Baltar gives the Cylons access codes to the defense mainframe!

He couldn't afford the renewal fees! Can you imagine?

2091 is just around the corner, push it a bit out :)