Is there a specific list of IRC's deficiencies somewhere? Could we start on an IETF draft to address some of those rather than throw our hands in the air and build yet another walled garden?
Also, see https://ircv3.net/irc/
It's relatively easy to see how these engagement numbers can be leveraged as a sales tool.
2. It's absoletely as assinine and distracting as you imagine.