If everyone thought like that we wouldn't even have HTTPS because "why would you want to hide your internet traffic?!"
"Hiding in plain sight" doesn't work. At all. The NSA has automatic systems that classify everything you do online and then it issues alerts if enough "signals" are gathered. That also means that the more stuff you do in "plain sight" the better it will know what you're doing, as the data will have very high accuracy rates.
Please read my question again: "Please point to a single alternative that offers the same low-latency anonymity as Tor if you're serious."
> You want anonymity? Keep a low profile and try to hide in plain sight,
Your IP will be linked to all of your traffic, nice solution!
> maybe check out some add-ons recommended on privacytools.io
No amount of addons there will protect you against traffic analysis.
Heh... FWIW privacytools.io recommends the Tor Browser, OnionShare, Tails, Qubes+Whonix ... from the Tor ecosystem, maybe you may want to check out those since you're so interested in their recommendations :)
You don't need millions of dollars to build an anonymity system, just look at how much funding projects like I2PD receive.