Anyone else think of Snowcrash and the Pizza Deliverators? In the book, the mafia-backed pizza delivery company simply guaranteed that your pizza would arrive in 30 minutes. Or else what? No, it was just a Guarantee. In the rare event they failed to deliver, they apologized in the form of outrageous vacations and such. The self-imposed penalty for failure was so great that recipients actively hope for failure.
Pretty great guarantee for the customer, all in all, although on the flip side, if your business uses Slack for critical communication in an emergency, the potential cost to you for a Slack outage might similarly be many orders of magnitude beyond the price of Slack.