Wait, what does your startup do?

I'm a bit disturbed to confess this but some of the ideas were actually pretty good. :(

"Ponzi Scheme for Traveling" would be pretty cool. Each traveler would send $1, and fund the previous traveler's trip.

CONTENT DISTRIBUTION NETWORK FOR YOUR CAT'S LITTER BOX!

yes

My favorites:

Pandora for Hunters

CRM for Stolen Goods.

Texts from Last Night for Your Mom!

Database Abstraction Layer for World of Warcraft!

Mobile Ecosystem for Ugly People!

I'm inspired, in more ways than one.