Apple will release a new MacBook with no screen, keyboard, trackpad or ports. Conversing with it will be like a scene from 2001.

Google will retire search and replace it with something mildly social.

Elon Musk will announce something so bizarre that only a person completely isolated from humanity could think it's a good idea.

Oracle will continue to screw its customers (this is the only one I'm certain about).

Windows revenue will decline to less than 5% of Microsoft's total revenue. On the subject of Windows, win32 will finally be retired unless you want to run your legacy apps in the cloud.