I've tried to be a volunteer, but it seems nobody cares in hipchat channels.
https://www.apache.org/dev/infra-volunteer reads:
HOW TO GET ON WELL WITH THE INFRASTRUCTURE TEAM
Hang out for a while until you become familiar with processes and people.
Thoroughly research an issue when you request a change, and provide the results of your research in an easy to digest, easy to verify format. Don't expect people to take your word for things, but provide relevant links. Provide sample commandline statements you think may work for resolving a particular task if possible. At a minimum, always RTFM!
Be conservative in sending e-mails. Keep e-mails concise and to the point. Send as few e-mails as possible.
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