(Yes, it was really my friend and not me.)
(Yes, it was really my friend and not me.)
My wife was driving my pickup on the freeway late at night; I'm in the passenger seat dozing, sleeping off a party we went to.
Anyhow, she's pulling over and I see the red and blues flashing around us, and I'm wondering what's going on. She's asking me where I keep my registration. We stop, and the cop stops behind us.
Then a second pulls in behind him. I'm sitting there wondering WTF because the worst thing I can think is wrong is a burned out tail light...
Cops come up on both sides; we roll down our windows, cops shine flashlights around within the vehicle - my head is pounding, thanks guy...
Cop asks my wife: "Why did you pull over?"
My wife replies: "Because you had your lights on, blipped the siren, and pulled us over...?"
Cop then says: "...Go on, get outta here."
We're both looking at each other like "WTF was that about?" - but my wife pulls out, gets up to speed, stays at the speed limit, then gets off at the nearest exit. We take surface streets home.
To this day, I have no idea what it was about.
[1] Just so people don't get the wrong idea, I am generally a very cautious driver, there were the only two speeding related encounters in 15+ years.
That's pretty standard; nearly every traffic stop I've witnessed or heard about contains that line.
I believe they do it because -- assuming you give a truthful/correct answer -- it makes it less likely you'll contest the ticket, and if you do, they can tell the judge, "when I asked why they thought I'd pulled them over, they told me it was because they were speeding". If you admit to the infraction, you don't really have much of a leg to stand on in court.
Of course, since many cops will retaliate against smartasses, the de facto standard answer is "I don't know. Why did you pull me over?" This is always truthful, correct, and non-incriminating, because you can't be expected to read the cop's mind.
You can't say "I don't know," either, because that sets you up for some variation on negligent driving.
The safest response for the court record is "I don't answer questions without legal counsel present," but that is likely to provoke the cop into ensuring that there will be a court record.