>I’ve just bought a new 3 series and it really bothers me how neuterd most of the apps feel. I have what’s equivalent to a desktop PC from 2005 on my wrist yet there is no web browser, decent games, or anything else actually pushing the hardware.

Because you'd e.g. be web browsing on a watch if it did have a web browser?

Besides, even with the "neutered apps" and only cursory use of them, the battery barely lasts a full day. Imagine with what you're suggesting...