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I would rather go bald then eat McDonald's fries often.

You wouldn't have to eat them you would just regularly rub them on your head

So even if it doesn't work, you'll still be popular with the ladies.

Even worse.

> I would rather go bald then eat McDonald's fries often.

So instead of being treated by what article describes, you prefer to get bald and then eat fries at McDonald? Did I got that right?