So.. If you want to skip law school, have one of your legislator cronies slip in a law school loophole in a bill.
Non-lawyers are allowed to take the patent bar exam. It's the same exam IP attorneys take, except if you pass you cannot call yourself a patent attorney without a law degree. You get the designation of patent agent. That's what I plan to do- become one of the few licensed engineers that has also passed the patent bar.