Maybe once Nature has been corrupted by humans it ceases to be such.
Woe is human -- with our ontological flagellation. (We grant the existence of Nature only to turn it back on ourselves.)
> Vogon poetry is described as "the third worst poetry in the Universe"
That's quite a good insult, really. Well, if what I had done was poetry. So a good insult in a different situation.
At least he didn't say it was bad as Paula Nancy Millstone Jennings's poetry about decaying swans.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/poetry.shtml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxPeIiU2kx4
Or the Electronic Bard's horrible poems:
http://www.art.net/~hopkins/Don/lem/HorriblePoems.html
Despair not, never give up, and just keep practicing: there's always room for improvement:
There's nought to improve. It wasn't poetry. & if you-all are suggesting my prose is poetic, then that's a compliment, not a zing.