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Loved the writing, am guilty myself though.

Guilty too, but the writing was the main point to me:

"I’m not saying your seat is small, but if it were a haystack, you’d find the needle"

Really? I lost interest between a gratuitous comma and needless metaphor.

Yes, although I did notice a stray homophone(pedal/peddle) and a non-sensical sentence, I thought the writing was funny and original.