Fermented Shark, Anyone?
1843magazine.com
1843magazine.com
http://icelandmag.visir.is/article/fermented-skate-a-delicac...
https://youtu.be/gZGxdSI09Lo?t=20m52s
In principle it is not so different from blue cheese, except the source of the fat is different... and typically people prefer cheese.
I don't mind keeping traditions around. These foods, however, only existed because we didn't have any better way to preserve them. We do now, and I neither see any reason nor feel any urge to eat rotten food. This sentiment is shared by most icelandic people I know. Very few people(that I know) consider these things to be a delicacy. It's mostly the older generations.
Icelanders call it supper.
Mind you, I've eaten all types of foods from 3 star Michelin restaurants to kangaroo meat on a stick, but those two really stuck out to me as terrible.
First, I had no intention of eating the fermented shark. My wife wanted to try it and we found a person at a deli attached to this big weird flea market that was SO HAPPY to give tourists a free sample. It was as terrible as described and smells STRONGLY of urine. You can pretend like this writer that it is a "very strong cheese" or whatever, but it really just gross. To give context, the aftertaste was so bad that we went back to our rental car and I chewed and swallowed the paper wrapper from a piece of gum to try and get rid of it. The taste was just straight bad.
The whale, to me, was much worse. The only way I can describe it is to say it tastes like crying. As soon as I took a bite I felt like I had made a terrible mistake. My wife spit hers out (she ate the hákarl no problem).
We had the whale at a fancy restaurant. This writer compared it to tuna which I strongly disagree with. It sort of had the texture of tuna, but it didn't taste like fish at all. They paired it with raw onions and some vinaigrette because it was a strong flavor. I guess it felt mostly like I was eating human? or alien? It was just instantly weird, and I wasn't really too conflicted about eating whale before tasting it but was immediately regretful after trying it.
That being said, this article makes the food culture of Iceland sound insane. There is a ton of delicious shit there, especially the lamb (not hearts, just frigging lamb). Wayyy better than any lamb I've ever had. It was served like a nice steak and had great flavor. And everywhere we went they had the best damn lobster soup. Get the lobster soup, it's awesome.
And you would think they would have no vegetables, but we were there in March and they had great fresh salads everywhere. Why? Because they have a ton of greenhouses warmed from the free geothermal energy.
I highly recommend checking out Iceland, just a 5 hour flight from Seattle or the East Coast.
Hákarl smells much worse than it tastes. I thought it tasted similar to a strange fishy tofu with the texture similar to cheese plus eraser. Definitely took a while to get the taste out of the mouth, but it wasn't immediately gag inducing.
Definitely echo the sentiment of the lamb being delicious. Every time I had lamb it slid off the bone and had a nice balanced gamey-brine. Winter veggies seemed to be limited to tomatoes, cucumbers, bell peppers, potatoes, carrots, and arugula. The restaurants all said they get fresh shipments every morning from the greenhouses.
it cost me 2.5 grand usd and was legal in the jurisdiction, and i believe it ethical
besides that, i won't say
On the other hand, most humans aren't cannibals and would only suffer from transmissible prion diseases by chance mutations.
I've had the fermented shark in Iceland, at this really kitchy viking restaurant thing, a real tourist trap I think, but our local guides had pointed us in that direction.
Sounds like I need to try the lamb steak and lobster soup next time I go. And I'm definitely going to the Hamburgeseria (sp?) again. A friend described it as "startlingly good".
This really takes me back! My wife and I went to exactly this place, for the express purpose of trying the hákarl. The guy was eager to give us both a taste as well. But we both said 'no thanks' once the smell hit us.
Edit: Is this that indoor flea market by the water near the customs building and that overrated hot dog place.
5 hours from the east coast of the US sounds right, but Seattle to Reykjavic is over 7 and closer to 8.
Well, it takes about 5 hours to fly from Seattle to NYC. If it takes 5 hours to fly from NYC to Reykjavic, you shave 2 hours off because you don't have to stop and you're following the great arc. Did you think that tacking on an extra ~3000 miles of naive travel distance would only take 2 hours?
The lobster in iceland was amazing though.
We did a summer week long roundtrip around it, it was amazing and would love to go back.
So have I, and I disagree completely. I wasn't a real fan of hákarl, but it wasn't nearly as bad as it's hilariously[0] reputed to be. It was mostly inoffensive, honestly.
As for whale? It's the most delicious, most filling meat I've ever had. It was full of flavour. It's nothing like tuna — more like beef, only ever so much more so. I really wish that I could get it at the supermarket here at home.
[0] http://demislw.com/2014/03/09/its-a-fork-off-the-worlds-foul...
[0]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coriander#Taste_and_smell
[1]: http://www.nature.com/news/soapy-taste-of-coriander-linked-t...
It had the taste of extremely pungent tuna with some beefiness mixed in, and a texture like very tender beef. The taste was good, but strong to the point that it needs sauce in order to balance it out. Plain whale is like eating 10x concentrated fishy beef, but with a little soy sauce, it's delicious.
Reading comments here, it seems people have vastly different experiences with it. Some people don't seem to get the fishy taste at all, but for me, it's really stood out each time.
Phrased like that, to me that sounds like you've only eaten quite normal everyday things :] Even for me, being from a standard west-european country, to make it sound like all kinds of food, you'd at least have to add some liver/kidney/eye/ear/cod liver oil/... Not that it would prepare you for the fermented shark etc, only other fermented meat really can.
Wayyy better than any lamb I've ever had
If you like that type of taste (vs standard industrial meat's), try some Galloway beef if you get the chance, preferrably from animals used to keep nature reserves under control (they don't get fed manually nor it's about large scale production there: a couple of them are slaughtered per year mainly for population control since they have no natural enemies). These are like 'actual' cows, they way they have evolved without too much human intervention, and don't get fed manually.
Kangaroo meat tastes tough and gamey. Not a fan personally.
NSFL - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPp-ZDdNdrQ
frog is for "mens health" apparently...
But to me that video with the frog being skinned alive is just needless sadism and nothing else.
unless they stabbed it in the throat and left it to bleed /s