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Lol, the terminal is for plebs. REAL programmers read it straight from the framebuffer.

Bah! Real engineers have their ethernet cable plugged straight into a logic analyzer, and read the raw packet data.

No, REAL engineers plug their Ethernet cables directly into butterflies.

(And for Emacs folks, that's C-u C-u C-x M-c M-butterfly.)