Dogs improve office productivity
economist.com
economist.com
1. "those who had had a dog ranked their team-mates more highly on measures of trust, team cohesion and intimacy"
2. in the Prisoner's Dilemma game, dogs "made volunteers 30% less likely to snitch"
At best, this tangentially indicates that the presence of one dog in the office has the potential to improve team cohesion. There's a big step from that to productivity.
Just as you can't generalize about programmer's hygiene (or can you?), you can't generalize about how dogs behave at work.
And BTW, raising a dog is a commitment many people should not undertake. It requires a lot of work and dedication. All too often people blame problems on dogs, while it is practically always the human who failed.
That said, some of the most trainable dogs are the easiest to get into trouble with and I speak from experience. Most people probably don't have enough experience to gauge the effort or different ways to undertake a dog training program.
I recommend Karen Pryor's "Don't Shoot the Dog" for people interested in training philosophy. Be aware, there are rabid (sorry, couldn't resist) advocates for various dog training approaches online and they take great pleasure in destroying forums, online discussions, and generally making sure that only their viewpoint is "the one true way."
Having an "OFF" switch probably helped productivity.
A dog will risk its own life to save another dog. And at least one saved a human baby for a very likely death.
But yeah, I am not crazy about people letting their dogs roam free at the office and peeing on things while their guardians are stuck in a meeting. That is not cool. If you can't keep them in your office or cube, they should be left at home.
This sort of thing sounds like something you could make work in special cases but could fall apart in all sorts of ways. E.g. I show up to interview at your office (at which time I'd immediately start reacting), and I'd have to say sorry, I like the office dog(s) but I can work here only if you banish them and seriously clean the carpets....
http://www.amazon.com/Rescuing-Sprite-Lovers-Story-Anguish/d...
The dogs were nice when I wasn't working. I enjoyed petting them, etc. but bad for productivity.
There are definitely good aspects to having a dog-friendly culture, but it can be trying for us non-owners when some coworkers forget that the comfort of other humans takes priority over that of their pet.
But it is true that I don't think a piling on of "this is awesome" comments are particularly useful in the average case.
I do fucking love automatic memory management.
Who funds these clowns?