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Clocker (Clojure), Focker (F#), Rocker (Ruby)... the possibilities are endless!

BrainFuck: BrainFocker

Assembly: ASMocker

C#: Cocker

Haskell: Hocker

Smalltalk: Smalltocker

Common Lisp: Common Lisp (because you just know that 'they had that already')