You got it totally wrong, I think you need to understand me better. I'm like the internet special forces on the harsh battlefield of the hn forum -- I dodge incoming bullets of
political correctness, I roll away from bombs of
guidelines of politeness designed to silence discourse, I shoot my enemies with a rifle designed to make them
look stupid, I
effortlessly lob grenades
made of nothing but words, I pick up random
wounded allies and I
inspire others to keep going. I run
faster and faster until
momentum gathers and based upon nothing but
air I cause the laws of probability to
crash and I do it for no benefit to myself -- ok maybe there is some benefit for me ;)
My only fault is that I slay my enemies too efficiently, I had an excellent sparing partner. I will extend an olive branch and make it easy for you. I lied about donating to Terry