Up Close with Segway's Advanced Personal Robot (2016) [video]

2016 :(

I applied for the developers program as a hobbyist individual. The offered to send me an SDK for ~20k :-/

This is from 2016. Try http://www.segwayrobotics.com/ instead.

Ah thanks. Added 2016 above.

The "hands" don't do anything. That's the carrying handle.

What's the difference between this and the two-wheel telepresence robots that aren't selling?

They don't sell because they are soo damn expensive.

Can it get me a cold beer from the fridge?