Sorry maybe I missed something but you had some really cool techniques to avoid using branches to do things like array length checks and type checks? So you replaced an if branch with a new, potentially slower, and harder to understand concept. I was not trying to imply you removed all branches.
It is a really cool piece of engineering but we can still be sad we have to implement it.
(On the hardware side I was assuming sommeone clever at Intel will come up with some security non Perf killing change to make branches trustable again).