Somewhat predictable to see the mess evolving. Once you start peanut-buttering over something, not quite all the nagging problems go away and then you need even more “solutions”. Then even more.

Enough, Google. Making small web sites is EASY, OK? No AMP needed: just write your content and, as if by magic, it is small and loads nearly instantly. If web sites are bloated and slow, close them and use something else. Stop hyperextending the web to make lousy programming practices the norm.