Ask HN: How do you handle bugs in production?

File a ticket in our issue tracker. Fix the bug. Commit to source control. Deploy it to our staging environment. Verify the fix. Merge branch to stable. Deploy to production.

Isn't that how everyone halfway sane does it?

Well .... something like this ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75wa8Lx4yc4

// troll mode off