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Click here to discover that crazy instruction! C++ programmers HATE IT!!

(I am just ironizing about the title, the content is actually great!)

Yes indeed. We've un-clickbaited the title. Nothing is safe, it seems.

"You wouldn't believe what CRAZY instruction the JVM uses!"

Or even better (Yay for Betteridge!):

"Has the JVM found the ultimate string comparison solution in this CRAZY instruction?"