It reminds me of the apt quotation (I can't get an authoritative source on it in 30 seconds of searching), "If I had more time, I would have written a shorter letter."
Blaise Pascal: I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter.
(There are several variants on WikiQuotes,)
Yeah, it's the first time I've seen Charles rival Yegge's verbosiveness. Good points!