If only he had come up with a catchy name and a logo, we would have listened.
You forgot 2) Cache invalidation and 3)
There are only two hard problems in distributed systems: 2. Exactly-once delivery 1. Guaranteed order of messages 2. Exactly-once delivery
There's two hard problems in computer science: we only have one joke and it's not funny.
* naming things
* cache invalidation
* off by one errors> A cryptic message from Bond's past, sends him on a trail to uncover a sinister organization. While M battles political forces to keep the Secret Service alive, Bond peels back the layers of deceit to reveal the terrible truth behind S.P.E.C.T.R.E.
Catchy, on point pop-culturally and ominous.