Someone needs to come up with a catchy name and a logo for this exploit.
ReedCrack?
Silent Whimper?
I like msla's XeroDay
Contralto?
ContrAlto won't work, since it's the name of the Alto simulator written by the Living Computers Museum. (It's a very good simulator, letting you see what happens right down to the microcode.) I'm going to use XeroDay for the attack name.