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> I AM ONLY BEGGING YOU WITH THE MILK OF HUMAN KINDNESS

The site is a treasure trove.

Somebody should strap on some machine learning to this. It would be so much more effective - and probably funnier! Spamnesty ICO / kickstarter maybe?

Dear Sir/Madam, I am an early adopter of bitcoins with 10000 bitcoins in my wallet...

why be so modest I am Satoshi Nakamoto creator of bitcoin

Actually, I might as well do an ICO. Does anyone know how to do one? I'm going to put various perks in, such as customized spam to all investors.

(I made Spamnesty)

This site is fantastic!

And don’t forget to check the bogus site. A “Maritime company strategically located in Mongolia”...