P=NP
Moore's Law says that circuit density, hence memory and CPU speed, doubles roughly every 1.5 years.
Take a problem which takes 2^n time. There exist three constants, A, B, and C, such that you can do the following. First, wait for A x n years. Second, go to Best Buy (or whatever store exists after the alien invasion of 2092) and purchase the fastest computer you can buy with B dollars. Third, run the problem on the computer for C x n seconds. QED.
When I was a PhD student at Maryland I told this proof to the esteemed Bill Gasarch, a friend of mine. He spat out a bunch of "no, no, no, no," then paused for a second contemplatively, then more "no, no, no...". I'm certain that during that second pause he was thinking, "can I publish this?" I'm sure Bill will deny this. :-)