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There's actually an increase in e.g. theft by elders.

This recent news of a 74 year old "ninja-thief" comes to mind http://time.com/4997946/ninja-of-heisei-thief-japan/

I just imagine somewhere Masaaki Hatsumi telling one of his old friends hes getting too old to be up to his old tricks...

And the purple hair is a dead giveaway

"The police said before he was caught he was able to run on top of the walls with ease, rather than in the street."

That's... pretty impressive for a guy that old.