Google’s Pixel Buds won’t change the world
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But you know what does?
- iPod headphones with wires that get brittle in the cold, so they pop out of your ears during a Chicago winter. - iPhones that go into emergency thermal shutdown from being in your pocket on a spring/summer day in Arizona. - An iMessage applet ecosystem that assumes that every iPhone user lives his life like a 20-year-old San Francisco metrosexual. (Launch day was Uber, OpenTable, and bill splitting. Yay.)
How about Silicon Valley offer some apps and accessories for the 99.99999% of the world that doesn't live in your climate? Or doesn't live your lifestyle? Stop patting yourselves on the back for staring at your own bellybutton.
(This isn't meant to be an Apple-specific rant; that's just the ecosystem I'm most familiar with.)
Take out the phone to take a pictures -- Nope. Warning message.
They tried to build a single system that works for everyone, and it works kind of okay unless you're on the edge of a bell curve, geographically speaking.
They frequently list delays when there are none and don't list them when the subway is running very behind. I wonder if it's just hard to get this kind of real-time data from MTA.
It's really an MTA problem, though. You can tell because they now have screens with arrival times everywhere. Even if the screen says that a E train is coming in 11 minutes, one moment later the same train (another E train?) is just two minutes away, if not approaching the platform. Perhaps they only need to recalibrate the code that comes up with the estimates, since the beacon system is fairly recent.
Compared to paper maps, Google Maps also looks like shit in the USA.
Unlike NY, in Atlanta everything is a 30 minute drive so convenience is less about distance.
I hadn't put it into words before, but the problem you describe hits home. I want a 20-30 minute radius of search results, not things limited to the nearest mile. That's worthless in Atlanta.
But today? I think I could easily live in the midtown area and not need my car. I mean, I'd walk to Whole Foods from 10th and Piedmont regularly (there's a shortcut at the TJs ;P)
Maybe I'm just an old fart, but "usability" of apps seems to be going down everywhere. For example, making "near" user-definable would be an easy fix, and I don't think it would cause any implementation problems on the mapping side, would it?
I notice feature after feature like this these days, where something has been implemented, but it isn't useful due to lack of attention to detail.
It's not unreasonable to expect a map to behave differently in the middle of a major city than a more rural area.
Tangent: I used to walk on the weekends from my apartment on 123 & Lex, to the 125 street A, take it up to 175th, walk a block over, get on the GW, walk across, then hike down to Hoboken, PATH back to Manhattan, and walk back up town until my legs gave out. Depending on where I stopped , I would either subway or lyft back to my apartment.
It allowed me to experience NJ which I would never have done. And I found places to get my hair cut for < $30, which was more than half off from my local barber, and clothes were tax free, which was TONS better than tax free under $100, etc. I learned so much traveling into NJ regularly, and eventually moved there.
I always found NYC specific travel funny. For example, it can take an hour an a half to get from the Upper West Side to Brooklyn but a bus ride from NYC to somewhere like Philly is often under 2 hours.
Can you elaborate on this? What do you mean by "An iMessage applet ecosystem"? What Launch day are you referring to?
It sounds like you need the ToughBook equivalent of a smartphone, which is fine, but most users are fine working within the limitations.
I don't think it's "most users are fine working within the limitations." It's "most users don't have a choice but to work within Silicon Valley's imposed limitations."
That translator could be a person, a phone running Translate, a notepad you're drawing pictures on, whatever. The point is, you have something physical acting as the intermediary and so it's natural to direct your attention to it.
With the Pixel Buds, they're taking that physical manifestation away but the problem is under the hood nothing has changed. So you're still having this fragmented three-way conversation, but now there is no physical intermediary that makes it feel natural.
Product design is part of engineering. Good engineering entails solving the actual problem within the actual constraints. In this case, ignoring the constraints of social interaction is bad engineering.
This echoes at least part of what made talking to people wearing Google Glass so odd - you didn't know what they could see, or where their mind was. In the same way having a conversation with someone while you glance at your phone is rude – because it creates an unevenness of attention – any interaction where you have a private component publicly and visibly involved is going to be awkward.
The slides in the office are there to get press; the earphones that are clearly not going to be a huge seller are there to get press.
Google Glass suffered from this problem too, IMO.
> It is telling that this product comes from the same people who brought us Google Glass, an ugly, invasive face-mounted camera that evoked hostility wherever it was worn.
I got to demo Google Glass at a tech meetup once. It wasn't the first release, so there had been time to work bugs out. It rapidly overheated after taking, and looking at a couple pictures, and the battery life was abysmal. It demonstrated several capabilities that will probably be included in useful products in the future, but it was essentially unusable.
I bet in a decade or so, smart glasses will take off. As soon as they're actually useful, the social resistance to them will get worn down.
Just type into Google images: "Google design" and "Apple design" and let yourself be shocked by the difference.
Apple's (industrial) design is, if I used just two words, flat and alien. Apple's UIs and product logos are more colorful, but their physical products are almost without fail white or brushed aluminum, and foreboding.
Google uses color in its software, but if you take a look at google's physical products ("Google Home", "Google Pixel phone", etc.), you'll note that they're less colorful than their logos and software.
Curious what makes you think "preschoolers"?
Apple's [1] guidelines are basically "how to design your stuff to fit well with Apple". Google [2] on the other hand tried to create a visual language that was generic and understandable by people of all technical levels (with a focus on the "next billion users," people who are just getting their first computing device), and then open sourced it.
this article might help you understand what they're trying to achieve
Is this true? I've never been to Germany and don't know many Germans, but this seems surprising to me.
If you don't like it, rightly criticize it (with the caveat that it's your opinion or state facts) and don't use it. I don't understand the silicon valley bashing; if you are so smart why don't you build something better?
The main change will be that Google gets to record and analyze even more of the world's private interactions than they do now.
I don't believe that's true. I think you can download a language set. Am I wrong?
Their conversational translation is voice based because typing back and forth on the phone takes too long. It works wonderfully when there is internet, but you're screwed if you're traveling without a data plan. Then you're forced to "learn a language" or "use hand signals" or "write things down" like some 20th century chump.
Frankly I like the form factor better than the ear pods, because they actually look like headphones. I'm not sure the gestures are all that big of a deal, give it a couple more months and the software will become finer tuned and people will adjust.
Presumably the approach that the author has discovered is good for a conversation is still available?
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but it's not PERFECT!
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I prefer something else ::pouty face::
All of this from their own singular experience, where we are supposed to take their initial example, using a phone to translate with a taxi driver in China, as vastly superior. But we have only the author's POV for that: the taxi driver may have thought it just as ridiculous as the author feels the buds to be. Or maybe the driver loved it too, but that's the point: we don't know, and neither does the author, but the author is generalizing from these limited experiences to everything, and we're supposed to go along for the ride.
This doesn't even get to the specifics: The crux is that the author dislikes that the translation is in-ear. There's other minor complaints, but that's the heart of his rant. A bit overblown: Translation at the UN itself is "in ear", where the members decide which of six official languages to listen to on their headphones. Not that we should hold up any single example as the ideal: We shouldn't. Different mechanisms may work best in different circumstances. That's the problem with this take-down of buds: It is sweeping and generalized, and supremely self-centered in its outlook for what all & everyone else should appreciate.