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Now you just need to compile a JavaScript interpreter from C++ to WebAssembly... Makes me think of “The Birth & Death of JavaScript” talk [1].

Or good depending on the perspective of course.

We need brainfuck in this pipeline somewhere

I'd prefer C-INTERCAL or LOLCODE

Upvote for INTERCAL. Keywords like "please" and "maybe" should be part of every language :)