Ask HN: I want to work for Google, but I don't even have a BA/BS

I want to work for Google, but I don't even have a BA or BS. I see most of their jobs require an MS or PhD. I am also not in California anymore.

Example: https://careers.google.com/jobs#!t=jo&jid=/google/linguist-ontologist-google-knowledge-345-spear-st-san-francisco-ca-94105-usa-3182490028&

Why Google? I love languages. I love to read and write them. I know more than just English. I am still learning languages intensely. I have hundreds of language books. I also am not a horrible coder, c++, database stuff mostly. I enjoy writing documentation and creating tutorial and documentary videos. But, I am not good at speaking languages so much due to lack of others to speak with.

Any thoughts on how get my foot in the door for an interview?