The world’s first legally compliant cryptocurrency backed by oil reserves

The PetroDollar is so old school... let's welcome OilCoin instead!

(In all seriousness, I hope this is not a trend that takes on... having war-tied-value criptocurrencies could only lead to open betting on wars!)

A currency backed by an extremely volatile commodity doesn't seem to be that smart.

> OilCoin will actively engage with global governmental authorities to mitigate regulatory risk.

"Hi, this is Oilcoin calling for Vladimir Putin, we're looking to protect our holdin..."

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"...Hello??"

The fact that the first legally compliant cryptocurrency is backed by oil reserves says a lot.

now i need to start working on a white paper for a cryptocurrency called goldcoins, that removes the restrictions of cryptography, that is transparent to government oversight, and allows for government manipulation.

Why? Why does a cryptocurrency need to be backed by a physical asset?

The idiocy is so delicious, I need a bigger spoon.

Were going to back up crypto currency, with petroleum dollars. Because mah gold standard.

(Orson Welles clapping gif)