It's funny you bring that line up, because a large number of people I know don't actually own TVs, most of them are laptop dwellers and use Netflix, Hulu, or other streaming services to satisfy their media needs. Don't forget that we live in the era of the 'cord-cutter'.

To expand on the original sentiment: experiences are what you make of them.

I think an adversarial game of CAH with you would be interesting.