Having reviewed hundreds, maybe over a thousand, resumes in the last decade- I am fully in agreement on hating one page resumes.
That being said, if it’s five pages long, I’m not reading most of it anyway.
Here’s what I care about:
- What has this person been doing the last couple of years?
- Who were they doing it for?
- Scanning their overall work history, does anything interesting (good or bad) stand out. If so, make note for the interview if we get there.
- A list of any accomplishments of note. Patents, speaking engagements, related awards, publications, etc.
I don’t care about your hobbies, your family, or your GPA.
I’m not going to reject your resume because it was too long if I can easily grep the data I’m looking for. I might reject it if it’s too short/empty though.
Because this is what I look for, I keep my resume in the same pattern. The last few years of my work history will contain way more detail. A few years out I start summarizing, 6+ years out its only really big things of note or stuff I’m especially proud of still.
I have a (small) accomplishments section after that, education last. 12 years of history, organized and summarized in about 3 pages with a lot of space.