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The cool underground artists that made the bay what it is can't afford the bay anymore

I doubt very many artists would be interested in spending their night having awkward forced interactions with random brogrammers and Kalanicks at a corporate christmas party. There's a reason these companies have to pay women to show up and pretend to be interested in what their employees have to say.

> awkward forced interactions

Then you're "doing it wrong". Pay them to bring their art. Include them in the party (whatever degree of free drinks / food / access everyone else gets). Tell them that if someone's being a dick, they can feel free to be a dick right back.

Teach your people that no-one else is responsible for their happiness.

Invite D level celebrities like sci fi authors, tech blogger, or video game creators! Even Youtubers!

Most models are artists, not sure why you want the convoluted impractical version.

> Most models are artists

This is fair!

> convoluted impractical version.

I don't understand.

That's a brilliant idea!