hah ok. i’m not a coder nor a hacker, so i can’t say i’ve tried much.
some of us really never grow out of our smart-mouthed phase. i especially find a lot of babies in places like reddit, stack exchange, and a few more.
The spirit of StackExchange is that problems be concrete and the question shows a level of research/effort consistent with the problem domain. That context was created by your question.