>A) Bitcoin is congested with transactions and takes hours to process some of them

>B) Bitcoin fees are through the roof

actually that pretty much fizzled out. https://jochen-hoenicke.de/queue/#30d

>it sometimes costs as much as 25% of the value of a transaction to send

it sometimes even cost 99% of the value you're sending (if you were sending 1000 satoshis 2 weeks ago).

>F) Bitcoin is not actually anonymous

strawman. bitcoin is pesduo-anonymous. anyone who did 5 mins of research would know this.