What The Fuck Is My Social Media Strategy?

There are only 20 of them.

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    	r_text[11] = "Provide brand ambassadors with compelling conversation hooks to enter into communities and fuel advocacy";
    	r_text[12] = "Expose new and relevant communities to the brand by providing assets to encourage brand evangelism";
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    	r_text[19] = "Identify relevant and compelling hooks for the audience, create content around the hooks and integrate it into their social repertoires";
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I was hoping they were generated like the postmodernism generator.

That site missed one: "Become a grade-A dick by intrusively engaging with people who tweet shit about your shit."

On a serious note, everyone wants their business/product to be a trending topic, next to the water cooler, on twitter, on CNN after the superbowl, but especially on any social website where the activity can be tracked and easily converted.

The social web, the very same sites like Facebook and Twitter that are used by individuals, are utilized [if effectively] in a very different way by businesses and organizations. When done successfully, traffic surges and the brand catches. But even when not done to that degree, companies are able to effectively take advantage of relavent discussion and engage potential customers. If you have a solution, nothing beats talking to people who you know for a fact are facing the problem you solve.

With or without the buzz words, businesses such as my employer are very eager to engage potential customers and be louder on the social web than their competitors. It means potential customers turn into sales easily and cheaply. I think it's smart. But I worry about the future of a social web, where our friends get paid to sponsor a message and recommend products to us. The result would probably be mostly noise. I think noise is a problem as data transfer and data storage becomes so cheap. (I'm starting to get off topic but that's why I believe in the longevity of search. Noise needs to be filtered out.)

Amusingly enough, I’m seeing some social media marketers tweet this.

This is pretty perfect, but I wish the text was all either 2 or 3 lines, or synced with the 'click for another' link so I didn't have to chase it with my mouse to get more options.

Also, the text could have had a bit better contrast given the typography choices.

Otherwise great.

Immediately reminded me of Dack's Web Economy Bullshit Generator, a classic from the original web bubble. I'm happy to see that it's still online: http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html

That's awesome. But I want to submit the crap I have to hear everyday. Where is the submit form? :-)

Well, my first suggestion would be to have a shorter domain name, so that the URL is easier to remember.

Maybe WTFstrategy.com - this domain name shows as available at this point.