Using quantum memory to dodge Heisenberg uncertainty

From the article: "The research paper, thought a bit esoteric and lacking in detail, supports its argument with math involving Hilbert systems and entropy."

Right. Lacking in detail. Sprinkling in math that no one quite sees as relevant (yet, perhaps). And this is being taken seriously? Really, Ars, you guys are getting more tabloid every day. But if it's published in Nature...