Tulips can only go up, says investor with his life savings invested in tulips.
So no, not quite.
Hasn't parody suffered enough this year?
The supply of tulips isn't fixed which is the key difference. The whole Tulip bubble came about from a large follow through spike in tulip production flooding the market, until supply inevitably outstripped demand, thereby setting the stage for a market crash. That's can happen to bitcoin, as its a fixed supply.
There's endless ways to compute arbitrary numbers.
At least tulips sequestered carbon, cryptocurrencies essentially turn usable energy into waste heat, pollution, and e-tulips.